oh, and i totally forgot to mention this little gem...

I've decided one of these fabled books i talk about writing will be called, "Shut the Hell Up" and will be targeted to those breakroom-drama people at work. Also, the friends that call to see how you're doing so you'll ask how they're doing... we all know where that leads. And also to those people that you meet at bars or in random places, you know who i'm talking about. Really, to all the self-centered pricks who think they're the only ones with family issues and relationship turmoil. oh yes, they will soon be silenced. Well, maybe, if i ever get around to writing it.